February 2005
drinks need to drink too
as the famous song goes “there’s nothing you can drink that can’t drink” (or something).
this poor little can is thirsty but is too small to reach the top of the pub bench. i’m sure someone will take pity on him. he’s got such a smiley mouth !
yellow padlocks
these are new. and they are yellow.
so, what we have here, is something new and something yellow.
it’s a yellow new thing.
bollard trap
“how do you catch wild bollards ?” i hear you ask (for this is a blog with ears).
with a bollard trap is my answer. as seen here. it’s completely humane.
unfortunately, bollards aren’t human so it does cause them some distress.
priocuted
NO BILL POSTERS WILL BE PRIOCUTED
which is good news. i think.
(thanks to telco-john for sending me this)
slippery ice-cream cone
this chap looks like he’s about to fall on a giant ice-cream cone.
the sign was in Smithfield Meat Market. it can be offally slippery in there.
trolley
this trolley was tied to some railings with a ‘no bikes to be chained to these railings’ sign.