as the famous song goes “there’s nothing you can drink that can’t drink” (or something).
this poor little can is thirsty but is too small to reach the top of the pub bench. i’m sure someone will take pity on him. he’s got such a smiley mouth !
“how do you catch wild bollards ?” i hear you ask (for this is a blog with ears).
with a bollard trap is my answer. as seen here. it’s completely humane.
unfortunately, bollards aren’t human so it does cause them some distress.