birds

what kind of bird lives in these funny boxes ?

this chap had lost his bird of prey.

it eventually turned up of course, and nearly flew in to the commentary box

is this some fancy bird flapping around central london ? It seemed to be doing that fancy stationary flying (treading air?) that those kinds of birds do

and is was making quite a bit of noise too, which is why i looked up and sawed it.

before:

after:

what did they say to upset the bird on the left ?

this chap again

this tourist is taking her life in hand by letting these pidgies land on her head. they are known to carry horrible diseases as well as being unpleasant to look at.
and the pigeons are just as bad. boom tish.