signs (general)

no entry through the parcel tape. tourists could get stuck like flies on flypaper

they’ve laid new road round the corner from the office and it looks like they have handrawn the road signs. i would love to meet the man who draws the bikes. I wonder if ‘bike man’ does any other signs ?

It good to know that the word is a better place and that middle class England has moved on from the smut filled sexist 70s.
We went to the Knowl Hill Steam Fair today and they had a fair there. There was one ride where people sat in a row and got thrown all over the place.

The sign on the door revealed a particularly special offer

Whilst we were there all the riders were payers

I saw this in the gutter. We don’t know who dropped it, so we are unable to say if it is a lover’s tif

found on the floor:
“This frame is re-stained and the perspect clean (no need to unwrap)”

found on a style about 10 mins walk from our house

not an instruction, more of an alternative.

this was written on a handdrier in Dinton Pastures. A fantastic name.

Here is a link to the modern Stiebel Eltron. nice trousers lady.

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sign in a shop

sign at warwick castle

in the boarding school where we were staying they had an Activities Board. It appears that smoking is the norm in this school as one of the Activities is Not Smoking. It sure is a healthy activity.

of course it wasn’t a through road. It’s closed. in fact, it’s the close.

i walked past goodenough college today. that’s the college for me. no high flyers or total slackers allowed.

this sign is in st pancras station. just in case anyone transports it somewhere

she lived her life like a candle in the wind. got a light boy ?

i must have walked past these ancient lights tens of hundreds of times, but today, for the first time, i noticed the sign which says “ancient lights”

they are on either side of the pub opposite my office called the Hope and there are two signs next to the two (ancient) lights.
it’s next to the Pollocks Toy Museum. next time you are in London, why not visit both attractions at the same time (and take me out for lunch as well)

i was wondering if i should tone down the blog and introduce some more sensible content. then i saw this:

i took it as a sign

i saw this sign on the boat from saint malo.
bras ! i think the idea is that you abandon your bra if you are leaving the UK so you can be a true european (they also had some stick on arm pit hair)

Now, i’m not stupid. i can read a bit of french. and i know that enfants means babies. and everyone knows that kids don’t wear bras.
so i recon you can also leave your kids in this locker if you want.

danger if you walk

danger if you drive