signs (general)

the lift in this hotel is it’s main redeeming feature. it has a sign which says “hit” next to the button and it also says “Hiss for Hogst”. I’ve hissed like a punctured snake everytime i’ve gone in that lift but never once managed to summon a wild pig.

a lovely idea. if some kids is thinking of doing some meddling then give them a bat.

here is a sign from a baby changing shelf in the blokes toilets in skansen. the kid looks like a bird which is a shame.

it’s also interesting to note that like the german’s the swedes mark their male toilets “Herr”. this is confusing for those who speak english who are used to her being the female possessive and him being the male version. if you are a german or swede reading this then it’s probably worth you changing that if you get a chance please.
stick to ‘blokes’ and ‘birds’. everyone knows what that means. and we are full circle back to the picture of the bird on the baby changing signage

here is a little sign i saw on a bottle of bleach. it says ‘irritant’.
i suggest you print this sign on to a label and stick it on people. ideal for dealing with loud mobile conversational people on public transport for example.
you could always do the comedy school boy thing of sticking it on their back. ho ho

here is a good sign being blatantly ignored by some giant chess people. this picture contains a lad referred to as ‘golden boy’ by his mum. she proclaimed this whilst having an argument with his dad. other people’s holiday strops are always amusing to observe

i saw this sign in an office toilet. i like the way an old bit of chewing gum has been stuck on the word chewing gum. i was there with a french man, who has plenty of foreign objects with him (including chewing gum?)

this is not true – but would you risk chaining anything to the railings to find out ?

being honest about food contents is important

here it is ‘in the flesh’

two signs for 1 mile. is that 2 miles ? or a consensus at 1 mile. was the second sign put there by a blind man who didn’t see the first sign.
what kind of crazy world do we live in where they let blind people put up traffic signs ? that could lead to all sorts of chaos. but would be very good for blog pictures.

this is a contributed sign. don’t know of its origin.
looks like the dustpan has seen its fair share of accidents.

are you hungry for cake ? you’re welcome to ask our waiters/waitress for cake

this sign makes no sense. why is this man after action for another library. very strange

this sign had been cancelled by sticking tape all over it. i especially like the no wheelchairs. why ???