on your (flourescent) bike
this reminded me of my once fantastic moon-bike. one day i’ll find the pictures and show you. remind me if i forget
this reminded me of my once fantastic moon-bike. one day i’ll find the pictures and show you. remind me if i forget
here is a jolly face only viewable from the top of the reichstag
here is the top of the reichstag. i arrived at 7.30am to avoid a two hour queue. it worked very well. my queuing lasted 30 minutes (ie until the door opened at 8am). If i had arrived at 8am then my queue would have lasted no minutes as they let everyone in when the doors opened. very early Sunday morning is the time to go.
i caused trouble with the security people because i stepped forward when i shouldn’t have despite being told in incomprehensible German what to do (i assume). i then forgot i had some spare batteries in my pocket and the more he quizzed me the more confused i got and it was all very stressful. i made it through in the end though.
later that day this experience would be repeated at Berlin Airport where i even had to take my shoes off and have them put through the machine. i used to look like a hippy, but these days i obviously look more like a terrorist.
here is one of berlin’s busiest roads. it’s empty because it was 7.30am on sunday. much of berlin seemed empty. i later found out why, but you’ll have to wait until later this evening for me to upload those photos !
saturday evening was the reception to end the conference. after my walking i was little tired and only did some small dancing.
here was a view of the sunset:
here are some of the people from the conference:
warning. this man sells PONS (passive optical networks)
this chap was the jolliest man at the conference. he’d been retired from BT for 12 years but still comes back for more. probably similar to watching open university in your spare time. i hope i’m like that when i’m retired.
this man is one of the nicest on the planet. he’s also just like the dad from the kumars so he’s also one of the funniest !
this man is called jos and he has the same dancing style as me. we had a jelly legged dance-off. it was a close thing. i thought he had won for sure, but he graciously conceded defeat to my younger more nimble legs.
this man was a contendor for the greatest dancer award. he’s greek so it’s in his blood. we made sure all the plates were well out of the way
this chap looks like richard whiteley. but don’t be fooled. because he isn’t
compare to the front page of richard whiteley’s book ‘himoff’:
if you are an international visitor to this site and want to know more about Richard Whiteley and the program he presents called countdown then go here or here !
whilst walking near the hound parade i found a mysterious chair. i suspect it is art
on the saturday morning there was much drumming outside the conference venue and it had to be halted for a few minutes whilst some anti-fox mauling people marched by.
after the conference (and before the evening activities) i went for a walk and heard more drumming. i went to see what it was and it was a dog parade (fiffi parade):
here is a hound lover
here’s a good game to play:
a few moments later i heard some more drums so i went in search of them too and found a drumming festival. everyone in berlin must have a headache.
by the way, i’ve decided to stop saying the word dog and use the word hound instead. much better.
saturday was the last day of the conference. the bloke who sat in front of me was obviously from a less well developed country and had brought his mobile phone with him in his briefcase. it consisted of a rotary dial phone and massive battery
i haven’t been able to update the blog because there is some DNS trouble with my ntlworld connection meaning i can’t see the site.
lots of photos to put on the blog sometime today and another spotted celebrity picture …
update: midday Monday. trouble still remains. ntl not bothered. ho hum 🙁
are you hungry for cake ? you’re welcome to ask our waiters/waitress for cake
this sign makes no sense. why is this man after action for another library. very strange
this sign had been cancelled by sticking tape all over it. i especially like the no wheelchairs. why ???
i went to the reichstag last night. there was a massive queue for the dome so i wandered about in the park in front of it. the charilion was playing and there was an echo almost as loud as the original sound itself from the nearby buildings. this made it sound even more fantastic !
this bloke wanders round berlin with a false nose and charge people €1 to take a photo. i took his photo only to find out later i should have paid. ooops
the office which became of fice is now just f ice. the o has g ne.
comedy conference moment. a chap was giving his presentation very earnestly and another younger bloke wandered up to him and stood really close to him looking quite concerned. the main speaker carried on oblivious.
after a while the main speaker handed over to his mate who then presented a slide. he then handed back to the original speaker.
rather than sit down he proceeded to stand and stare at the main speaker with a really pained expression on his face. he looked like he might burst in to tears at any moment !