flowers of some sort
you know how useless i am at flowers and stuff. well i do know something about these things. their flowers are actually ears and they are on of the few plants that can actually listen to their environment.
fact.
stop photography
a whole mixture of signs here for you to enjoy
dummy wedged down a drain
a dummy stuck down a classic waterway mk 2 drain cover.
close up:
safe streets
this is a funny old picture. i don’t know about you, but looking at the big version (click it boyo) makes me want to fall over.
best of all is the writing on the hat which says ‘City of Westminster, Safe Streets’. They are obviously making the streets safer for pedestrians by giving them free construction hats.
joburg dog signs
andrew kindly sent me these photos of signs of south african hounds.
this one is very strict and informs us that you can’t utilise the garden if you are a dog.
this one meanwhile warns that transgressors will be prosecuted.
note the floating dog owner (possibly having eaten some of those magic plants shown next to (which you also can’t smoke according to the next one along).
unidentified animal on a tray in the back garden
what IS this meant to be ?
french dog signs
here are a couple of dog signs from france from reader Wayne who’s from frankfurt, but from britain.
here’s a classic french dog with the round head top.
wayne writes: this sign has been around the block; noteworthy for almost random geometric shapes for body parts
and here’s some instructions on cleaning away its mess. the dog at the top looks good.
wayne writes: cleaning up after pooping; the pictures are worth 1000 words, which is just as well, cos I don’t understand the words
and here’s some skates he sent. i think the skateboard looks more like some menacing eyes.
wayne writes: stunningly accurate inline skate, and v basic skateboard, both banned. The sign is set in its own paving stone in the ground.
grave error
Vin sent me this photo of a sign on the gate of his local
gravestone maker’s yard. it shows a spectacular lack of planning.
i hope their gravestones are done in the same style.
coca-tourists
it’s two coke cans sneaking up on the tower of london
i don’t usually pick stuff up i find in the street, but i did move these cans round the corner to take this next photo. i think i could have made a better job of this, but time was sadly against me.
bird poo people
here’s a strange thing. it’s a bird poo. but it looks like a man in a hat sitting down whilst waving.
if it had been mother terresa it’d have been a worth a bob-or-two.
