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August 2005

when i grow up …

do children still want to grow up to be police-people ?

loopholes

i think you can get round this sign by leaving a singular object. you can avoid having your items removed and disposed of by attaching them to the railings with anything other than chain.

tower bridge


BBQ scissors


glove


shutters


fridge freezer


red faced


saluting the train sign

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reaching the far pavillion


arrow and a triangle

this is like some fancy physics drawing. or a shape finding treasure map. or something else.

evidence ?

here’s a badge by a drain. it’s for popular beat combo The Killers. perhaps the government should make a law requiring all those intent on killing to wear one of these badges.
if you saw someone wearing the badge you could phone the police and have them dealt with.

blue spikey plant things


those people with funny hats

someone will know what these people are called. they aren’t beefeaters are they ? last time we looked there was only one, but there’s two now (or at least when i took this photo back in may)

Stanley Cranes


security

security was tight even before the recent badness. i took this photo in march of a sign saying beware of vehicle searches, which i thought was a strange thing to put on a sign.

the entrance in question must lead under this place so i can understand why they were being careful

slippery skater bollards by the shell building

how many categories can this fit in ? it’s two slippery sign bollards on a trolley in front of the Shell building


my brother in law the catalogue model

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road flower (bit run over)


things made with planks

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