hound excreta

i hate standing in dog hound poo. i stood in some this morning. i’m sure the extra weight of my laptop in my backpack which squashed me down in to it.
i was then faced with the dilema of stopping and scrapping (but with what) or taking a more grassy, puddly route to wipe it off as I went.
it was this second option i chose which involved dragging my feet down gutters (of the road, not houses) and standing in every puddle and pile of workman’s sand available.
however, all this really did was to increase the level of soilage on my shoe and make people think I was practicing for a role in the Hunchback of Notradam.
in the end i cleaned it off with toilet paper when i got to work.
apologies to anyone reading this whilst eating.