signs (general)

what a vain world we live in. terry thomas lookalikes have to use the back door to avoid upsetting the beautiful people at the front.

i used to love that ‘maxell, break the sound barrier’ ad. the modern version doesn’t have the same ring to it does it ?

gas can be a problem for some people. it’s usually something to do with their diet.
if things get really bad, you know who to go to.

a baby with a full nappy. full to bursting in fact (which accounts for the small ‘nugget’ on the floor !

i haven’t a clue what some of these mean. the one with the chap hopping by the tree is particularly random !

here is a nice nuclear family picture. if they all had their arms down i recon they could fit one more person in that shelter. but instead they are being very protective of their space:

but how about this toilet sign ?

in particular the baby changing facilities !

this census was more obligatory than the last one i saw

well. i caught a Beautiful South video on The Amp earlier.
it’s quite excellent and you should watch it. there’s a few excellent moments – especially the slippery floor sign and the recreation of the builder sign.


see it here (at the moment):
High Speed Connection
Medium Speed Connection
Low Speed Connection

this sign was definately for the baby changing but i can’t work out what it’s meant to be showing. it looks more like an alien autopsy.

no undressing and avoid bothersome activities




click to view in it’s massive largeness

clickety for full read-y
so i set off down the walk and found this water ‘otter

clickety for inspecty