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food fall down

unfortunately, due to a number of factors, the take-away dinner fell down the fridge and on to the floor. it was ok though. and still tasted great (the rest of it, not the floored stuff)
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in flight food

i’m much happier with this modern picnic food you get on airplanes. it’s much more to my taste
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thursday is pie day

i find it very satisfying when i see a small and unimportant thing at the beginning of my walk to work, only to see another slightly related thing further on.
here is a good example. it’s some jam tarts (near Paddington) and a pie (near Marylebone High Street). both pastries. both on the street about 20 minutes apart.
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food of the day

melted ice-cream in a tub. it had a fantastically subtle green colouring which you can just about see in the photo.
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smarties in the countryside

i love smarties. their chocolate goodness enclosed in a crunchy shell. mmm. these were particularly welcome on a cold day halfway up a mountain.
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street food

this is a nice idea for people on pub crawls across london. it’s an en-route refueling opportunity.
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kids love broccoli

imagine their surprise at opening their tin of beans to find a little broccoli in there ! it must be why they threw the tin out in to the street.
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luxury lolly

this melted lolly looked like a precious flower. beauty in decay or something.
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Irn Bru

now here’s a remarkable thing – Irn Bru. On our recent trip to scotland we noticed Irn Bru everywhere. it’s the coca-colo (‘cocalola’ says kezia) of scotland.
i tried some at the loch lomond shores which was an irn bru only establishment.
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look at the colour of the thing. i’m sure this is why the stereotypical scotsman has red hair:
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they sponsor rubbish bins:
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and kids play parks:
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cans even wash up on the side of rivers:
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oh, and i think it tastes horrid. but then i’m probably not man-enough to drink it or something.

a pie in the tree

i spent about 20 minutes trying to convince esther and her friend catherine that pince cones are in fact eggs containing baby mice. when they didn’t believe me i admitted i’d got it wrong (i’m man enough).
i explained instead that baby dogs came out of pine cones and if they came along very early on a sunny summer morning they would hear the pine cones popping and puppies flying out. they didn’t believe this either, but i think they enjoyed being smarter than an old person for a while !
on the way out esther pointed up at this tree and said “look mummy, there’s a pie in that tree”. and so there wasn’t. unless it’s a giant mushroom pie.
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the great british picnic

the great british picnic usually takes place in a car park. you’ll also need to take an umbrella. the umbrella WILL be needed to protect you from either the wind, rain or sun.
today it was a sun repellent.
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feeding bench

one minute there was just bread then there were giant baked potatoes. a mystery caught on camera.
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black and white

i think i’ll throw this one open as a caption competition. not a real competition of course as there’s no prizes other than the personal satisfaction of a job well done.
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