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learning to be weightless

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are astronauts really taught to fly by tieing strings round their ears ?

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or perhaps that’s only if they’ve been astro-naughty

spuds

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monday night we went round to ruth and steve’s for another last supper.  they are old family friends who knew both jane and i seperately even before we were going out (in fact ruth may have been partly responsible for us meeting as she ran the church music band where we met, and i think i remember a match-making lunch where she invited us both over …).

they are also one set of esther and kezia’s godparents, and Ruth is a proper northerner.  we’ll miss them heaps.

serious pumpage

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danger keep off

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straight to the point

alien space ship

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in between the space centre and the sewer museum is this rather funky artist impression of what an alien space ship might look like.  it was firmly on the sewer museum land though as i suspect the space centre wanted nothing to do with it.  i thought it was excellent.

please do not climb on the sewer pipe exhibit

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classic signs of our time

a nice correction

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i love it when an official sign gets corrected.

toilets

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my day in museums with my dad involved a lot of toilets.  i actually
used the loo three times during our time together, but he didn’t go
once.  we shows a younger man’s bladder can be weaker than an older
one.  fact.

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the top picture is from the sewer museum, and the one above is from the space museum.  apparently they train people to use these toilets by videoing the activity so their technique can be honed.  nice.

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here are some loo facts

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this was a nice money spinning idea for those who wanted to spend a pound rather than a penny

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and here’s a lovely training potty

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and various paraphenalia (worth a click to see what you can see)

do not use the tram exhibit as a tug of war. thank you

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a day out with my dad


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i went to the national space centre with my dad yesterday for a last day out.  that’s him in the picture above fiddling with some controls in a mock up version of the actual space station (i think). 

i do know he’s not wearing the regulation space suite, but they seemed pretty relaxed about that at the museum

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we then went and stood in front of a magical heat detecting camera and turned in to spooky sci-fi bods

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here’s my dad by a rocket.  he made me take a vertical picture as he was worried by my wonkly ones.

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eventually he did put his space suite on.which pleased me no end.

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then we went in to this psychedlic area which i wasn’t entirely sure about.

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after that we left the paid for museum and went to the free sewage museum next door which was even more fun.  pictures of that to follow.

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and on the way back home i popped in to see my grandma to say goodbyes too.

it was a day of strange mixed up emotions and memories, all taking place a very short distance from the hospital where i was born.  once again, i was surprised by how much it affected me.  I’ve now said my last goodbyes to my mum, dad, brother and grandma.  gulp.

not long now until 11th October …

british aerospace

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doesn’t it make you proud

check your printing

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we stayed in a hotel a few weeks back where the in room sales brochure, explaining how you can buy the luxury dressing gowns etc, had some very strange typos in

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can you work out what is going on here ?

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once you’ve worked it out you can stand on one leg before diving out of your hotel window.  nice.

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ease shut the gate

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self ageing sign. the rust eats away the pl of please as the gate itself ages and needs more love and attention when opened and closed.  lovely.

bed and breakfast (singular)

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‘beds and breakfasts’ would perhaps have been too ambiguous, which is probably why the name bed and breakfast stuck.

this sign clarifies it further with its ‘single only’ statement.  you can stay there, but only one breakfast for you sir.

light switch

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