supermarkets
discount goods shelves
things got worse at the reduced to clear shelf at tesco. lose spaghetti and a mop alongside the broken french stick. yesterday when i went they’d cleaned the shelf all up nice and orderly which was good. sadly due to having the wrong trousers (grommit) i had a rare camera-less moment and didn’t take a photo.
murder in the aisles ?
if you were going to murder someone in tescos, i advise you to do it by the jars of beetroot, as no one will be bothered by the pool of blood. especially if you do it at my local tesco where it’s more of a novelty to find a clean bit of floor. in fact, they’d probably scoop up the body and put it in the reduced goods area and sell it off cheap.
not that funkypancake in any way condones or encourages murdering, either in supermarkets, or outside them (or even in the entrance)