spellings

that’s a $ a minite.  do they mean this minites ?

this was in the paper after easter but i’ve only just remembered to show you.  i suspect they meant viral rather than vile.  but you know …

we stayed in a hotel a few weeks back where the in room sales brochure, explaining how you can buy the luxury dressing gowns etc, had some very strange typos in

can you work out what is going on here ?

once you’ve worked it out you can stand on one leg before diving out of your hotel window.  nice.

it’s nice that people remember the religious side of christmas.  this sign proclaims holy wreat.  bless

classic spelling mistake above.  i thought it might be the name of a book, but the sign on the wall opposite showed it was just a typo

i couldn’t work out what the excellent prize was until i did.  works better if you say it out loud in a foreign accent

they have a for-sale section in the tescos near by office and i like to have a look.  it’s like a slow ebay with every item set to ‘buy now’.

sometimes you get a classic like this.  it’s an ‘immuculate’ vacuum cleaner. 

on tottenham court road for all to see

i looked at this for ages before i realised it didn’t actually say Word Art.  i think someone needs to write a book on Word Art and how it can bring powerpoint presentations alive.  cough

would please kindly read carefully.

thank you for your coopration.

(see i’m not totally the worse speller)

this cake was on display in Tesco’s for weeks before it was removed.  Your the best at spelling and p’unctuation.  like me am.