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signs (food)

not rather than ‘no’ thus avoiding the ‘nor’ issue

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pasty shop

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no food or drink in the cafe

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no picnics

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no food use enquiries

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this sign has a brilliant phrase (in brackets) “no food use enquiries”.

perhaps they are plagued with people phoning them to ask if Eggs make good hats, or whether you can stand on a potato to reach a lightbulb, or if you can use custard to artex ceilings, or if it’s appropriate to threaten a policeman with a runner bean.

what food use would you enquire about ? 

ice cream is food or drink

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down and out

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i was really pleased with the title of this post !

if in doubt, leave it out !

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this giant sign was at the edge of a field in the middle of no-where.  i’ve no idea what it means.

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overwording tray instructions (mentioning tray twice)

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this sign is for enjoy

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dog breedism and a selection of signs

happy man with signs
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this is a bit weird though. it’s dog breedism.
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duck food for sale


many uses for chewing gum

look at all these things you can’t do with chewing gum. you can’t smoke it, eat it, drink it or drop it. at least not in this hall. thank you !