newspapers
truths about emergencies
‘in an emergency, you don’t have time to climb a pole and stand on one leg with your arm sticking out like an aerial. you’re almost better off with a pigeon’
(from one of the ‘national’ newspapers)
it’s really quite wild
how many 72 year olds do you know who say ‘it’s really quite wild’ ?
toddler trapped in teddy picker
i forgot to put this on the blog when it happened, but i think it was reported internationally anyway. kiwi kids are amazing
newspapers only
there’s some mysterious numbering going on here. if you can crack the code you can have a free newspaper
sorry ! no papers !
no papers, but plenty of other stuff
the new zealand press
isn’t the correction above the best thing ever ?
and this is how kiwis view britain – a national of lardy wobblers
a classic kiwi newspaper headline
one thing we miss is good newspapers.
a token fury
this is very british. these people weren’t properly furious, but they thought they should be so they did something which showed willing, but was a bit half hearted. just so they didn’t upset anyone. you know.
news paper in side the shop
this is a great little sign. news paper (just the one?) in side the shop. nice ‘you are on cctv’ sign in side the shop too
particularly puzzling
i do the occasional sudoku on the way back home (on the train, not driving. that would be a bad move). here’s last night’s puzzle page from the Evening Standard.
i found the mensa quiz particularly puzzling. you might have to click the picture to read it properly.
a slow news day
what a great headline. i’d like to invite people who don’t know the story to guess what it was about. the wilder the better. i think we can safely say it was a slow news day.
