holidays

the best comedy british abroad campers were a bright red sunburnt couple walking through the campsite at 10am. he had a bottle of red wine and a baggette. she had a copy of the daily mail.

campsite kids disco – parents made to do the lambada etc. total quality or your money back. we were quids in.

kezia does her beach dj thang

whilst esther gets seaweed from her hair

at least they know cod fishing is bad

my middle name is les(lie)

a nice restaurant serving fish soap

arrived and canpsite full of english people
three types:
1) old people
2) parents with pre-schools children
3) parents with older children who are either skiving or have been expelled (latter more likely).
whoole thing reminiscent of butlins

the boat trip took 11 hours. not sure why. but in the morning i saw this which was nice

this handdrier on the ferry was guanteed hygenique et economique for 5 years. after that all bets are off.

leaving for the uk

in the hold

i could never be a sailor for a number of reasons. fear of drowning even in calm sea being the main one