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bollards

bollard hide and seek

bollards have dreadful eyesight which makes playing hide and seek quite tricky.
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they have evolved naturally to be bright in colour to overcome their sight problems. a feature we humans exploit by putting them in locations where they can be seen. they are usually so frightened they can’t (and don’t) move.
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trapped

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a very sinister scene: a man trapped in a phone box by a bollard and a big doc marten boot in the foreground.

the bollard vs cone debate

i call both of the items in this picture ‘bollards’. i know others don’t but that’s the word i use. so that’s what i’ll call them here to. and anyway, it’s a great word.
this plastic bollard seems to be threatening the metal bollard
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and has already attacked this chap:
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(my recent ‘those are cones, not bollards’ email came pointed me to this which shows painted bollards)