body parts

in to someone’s ear ?

the things you see when you’re walking down the street with your family

there’s a big eye poster on one of the buses i sometimes get.  that keeps us all in line.

if i was going to have half a leg waxed, i think i’d go for the front half of my left leg.

unless the choice was inside or outside, in which case i’d go for outside.

although i’m not convinced i’d just want half a leg waxed anyway.  better to have a pair done.  or neither (my preference.

it also seems the price is irrespective of length or hairiness meaning a tall bloke with hairy legs gets better value than a stumpy lady with stumbly legs.

enough of this talk already

(now i remember why i don’t write so much on the blog)

i was having a morning tea with the excellent alex from samknows earlier this week and spotted these legs in a van.  using all my quick drawer training i grabbed the shot with only minimum interruption to the conversation.

a lot of cars now have legs fitted like this.  it’s a kind of do it yourself version of a hybrid car, and helps solve both the nation’s obesity and unemployment problems.

i’m becoming an unemployment problem as of next week.  i plan to eat nothing but cake for the first week to bulk myself up for this kind of work.

third breast pump, possibly stolen by someone with an unpumped third breast ?

heh.  bottom.   ass.   snigger.