baths and sinks
the kitchen sink
first it was the bath and now it’s the kitchen sink
sofa for sinks
sometimes even sinks wish to sink down in to a nice comfy sofa. even if it is outside under a tree by the main road.
jacuzzi
here is an upturned jacuzzi in a skip. jacuzzis are just so pass�.
in london the craze is to have your bath replaced with a small pond with actual living fish in it. more posh families have turtles. i even heard of someone having a dwarf alligator in their bathroom.
but where do people wash nowadays you ask ? the answer is in purpose built wash blocks which have been built by the local council on most street corners. they have been sponsored by personal hygiene product manufacturers to reduce the tax burden.