modern warfare
modern warfare is dogged by health and safety requirements, such as clear signage so no one gets hurt.
drink more for less
pence per ounce
unsupervised
a good generic sign which probably should be hung up around the internet
lots of spoons
there’s been one day in your life so far when you’ve seen more spoons than any other day in your life. i wonder when that was for me. it’d be interesting to be able to revise your life so far with exciting statistics like that.
i wonder what date i came in to contact with the most radiation, or had the heaviest pockets, or spoke the most words, or met the most people called Peter, or ate the most insects by accident.
what facts would you be interested in if you could find anything mundane about your life so far ?
follow the yellow brick road
the barbican is famous for its yellow lines which even the most lost person can follow to find freedom from its grey walls.
i’m sure there are more comedy reasons why they have yellow lines, but i’m all out of comedy thinking at the moment.
black bollard
stealthy black bollard
