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dalek dies of cherry bakewell overdose

i love supermarkets. i love the way things are organised together, and the aisles and the sounds and everything.
yesterday i went to asda with esther and kezia, and the girls spotted this dalek in with the cherry bakewells. i could imagine intergalactic invaders getting side tracked by cakes and eventually croaking due to the sugar intake.
Humans have the ability to stretch their bodies (especially their bellies) to accommodate extra cake. evil space aliens don’t. if only dr who had considered the power of cherry bakewells