bother-in-law kev knows all about catching crabs. first you attach a fish head (or bacon) to a hook
then you dangle it off a pier
then everyone gathers round and waits
until you pull the line up with a crab attached to the fish head
when you’ve got a bucket full (we had 20), display them proudly
preferably against a moody sky
and finish off with a nice crab race
