holes

my office has come up with a nice idea to try to keep us awake during the day. they’ve placed some random holes in the floor.
i’m going to go to the local charity shop in a minute and buy a cheap rug to put over the top. i’ll then put some nuts in the middle of the rug.
if any wild animals come in to the office, they’ll be attacted to the nuts and will fall in to my trap. we can then cook them for our tea thus saving on sandwich costs AND keeping us safe from wild animals.
and all for the cost of a cheap charity shop rug.