rugby in a pub

i think this might be slightly ambitious. a small pub in london is proposing to host all the rugby games.
i don’t know much about sport, but i do know that rugby platers are quite large, and just fitting them in this little bar would be hard enough, let alone letting them run around and bash in to each other.
perhaps it’s got a large cellar bar.
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i suspect the landlord might be even more deluded if he/she thinks they can avoid serving the players beer by enforcing this policy:
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i suspect there may be a lot of dissapointed people in this pub. both on and off the pitch.