here is some turf near buckingham palace. it looked good so i photo’d it for you. my photo inspired others to take a photo and before i knew it i was the official turf photographer.
a french lady with two teenage girls decided i should take photos of them all next to the turf. she handed me a camera and said “i have two machines” and passed me another.
i was going to get a photo of me taking the photo of them but i didn’t.
here are some end bits:
that turf is very photogenic.
i thought it looked like chocolate.
i’ve not eaten any chocolate since sunday night and now everything is starting to look like chocolate …
it’s also called “sod” here. did you know that funkypancake?
i did. and deliberately didn’t mention it !
where is ‘here’ ? philosophers need not answer.
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