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September 2003

saturday evening

saturday evening was the reception to end the conference. after my walking i was little tired and only did some small dancing.
here was a view of the sunset:
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here are some of the people from the conference:
warning. this man sells PONS (passive optical networks)
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this chap was the jolliest man at the conference. he’d been retired from BT for 12 years but still comes back for more. probably similar to watching open university in your spare time. i hope i’m like that when i’m retired.
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this man is one of the nicest on the planet. he’s also just like the dad from the kumars so he’s also one of the funniest !
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this man is called jos and he has the same dancing style as me. we had a jelly legged dance-off. it was a close thing. i thought he had won for sure, but he graciously conceded defeat to my younger more nimble legs.
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this man was a contendor for the greatest dancer award. he’s greek so it’s in his blood. we made sure all the plates were well out of the way
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one of these men is not richard whitely

this chap looks like richard whiteley. but don’t be fooled. because he isn’t
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compare to the front page of richard whiteley’s book ‘himoff’:
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if you are an international visitor to this site and want to know more about Richard Whiteley and the program he presents called countdown then go here or here !

a seat in the forest

whilst walking near the hound parade i found a mysterious chair. i suspect it is art
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drums

on the saturday morning there was much drumming outside the conference venue and it had to be halted for a few minutes whilst some anti-fox mauling people marched by.
after the conference (and before the evening activities) i went for a walk and heard more drumming. i went to see what it was and it was a dog parade (fiffi parade):
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here is a hound lover
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here’s a good game to play:
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a few moments later i heard some more drums so i went in search of them too and found a drumming festival. everyone in berlin must have a headache.
by the way, i’ve decided to stop saying the word dog and use the word hound instead. much better.

mobile phone

saturday was the last day of the conference. the bloke who sat in front of me was obviously from a less well developed country and had brought his mobile phone with him in his briefcase. it consisted of a rotary dial phone and massive battery
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tech troubles …

i haven’t been able to update the blog because there is some DNS trouble with my ntlworld connection meaning i can’t see the site.
lots of photos to put on the blog sometime today and another spotted celebrity picture …
update: midday Monday. trouble still remains. ntl not bothered. ho hum 🙁

poop a scooper

this is a contributed sign. don’t know of its origin.
looks like the dustpan has seen its fair share of accidents.
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hungry for cake ?

are you hungry for cake ? you’re welcome to ask our waiters/waitress for cake
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no nothing

this sign had been cancelled by sticking tape all over it. i especially like the no wheelchairs. why ???
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views

i found a tall building and went up it at sunset. it was such a clear night you could see the sun go down over the horizon. very nice.
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click for big version:
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reichstag

i went to the reichstag last night. there was a massive queue for the dome so i wandered about in the park in front of it. the charilion was playing and there was an echo almost as loud as the original sound itself from the nearby buildings. this made it sound even more fantastic !
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€1 a photo

this bloke wanders round berlin with a false nose and charge people €1 to take a photo. i took his photo only to find out later i should have paid. ooops
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o dear

the office which became of fice is now just f ice. the o has g ne.
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it’s takes two to speak

comedy conference moment. a chap was giving his presentation very earnestly and another younger bloke wandered up to him and stood really close to him looking quite concerned. the main speaker carried on oblivious.
after a while the main speaker handed over to his mate who then presented a slide. he then handed back to the original speaker.
rather than sit down he proceeded to stand and stare at the main speaker with a really pained expression on his face. he looked like he might burst in to tears at any moment !
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go

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international exchanges

comedy speakers so far:
* another presenter with brown shoes
* a presenter using the word “miserable” instead of “measurable”. (we all agreed when he said “this is miserable”)
* a presenter using the word ‘fire’ instead of ‘fibre’ (we all felt fearful when she said “the future is fire”).