August 2003

it’s my birthday

turns out I was 31 today. what a shocker.
the day started early at 5.30 with an encounter with a giant spider. i trapped him and threw him out of the window but he was so huge he stuck to the window like some giant suckery-spider thing. yuckerooney.
do i feel different now i’m 31. no. life doesn’t work like that. in the same way that a tree doesn’t know it’s christmas day so doesn’t do anything different. my lawn looks the same on 24th Dec as it does on 25th Dec . We just stamped time on to the world, we can’t expect things to respond likewisely back.