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all the very best

develop your own “departure message”. don’t just say “goodbye”. craft a neat sentence and use it always. make it your hallmark.
Here are a few examples to get you started:
* Be seeing you
* All the very best
* Toodle pip
* Missing you already
Find one that fits and wear it out some. Let me know what you come up with.

no entry

no entry through the parcel tape. tourists could get stuck like flies on flypaper
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passport photo

Found by grahame:
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He found it whilst at a meeting in London. Let’s let Grahame continue the story:
“I just popped to the loo in the coffee break and, to my pleasure,
discovered a photo to add to your collection which I will hand over to you
in due course (or get it scanned in at the office). For the record:
5th Floor gents toilet
TUC Conference Centre
The picture was laying face up on the hand drier. It was slightly bent,
adding to the appropriately glum face for such a position.”
thanks Grahame. great find.

british museum

i had lunch in the British Museum with the author of Dragoon.
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The British Museum is full of smiling faces:
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Maybe one day i’ll investigate some more …

powwownow


here for my remembrance as much as anyone else’s is a link to a voice-conferencing service called powwownow.
You call a national rate number 0870 22 333 44 and enter any old PIN number. there is no set up fee, registration or extra usage charges.
So to make a voice conference you just need to make up a 6 to 9 digit long PIN number (eg the last load of digits from your phone number), tell the other in your voiceconference the PIN and what time to phone the 0870 22 333 44 number.
It’s all very good.
Advert over …

transport misery

and so the transport misery continues. i think it’s a given that my journeys to and from work will take at least 2 hours each way for the next two weeks 🙁

plant pot on a post

i saw this plant pot on a post yesterday. it was here again this morning so i took a photo. i’ll keep an eye on it for you
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in the can

here is one of those cans they put proper movie film in. perhaps it had a section of a latest pre-release blockbuster. i should have gone in to the road, opened it up and sold the contents to a newspaper. but i’m not that kind of chap. so, its contents remain a mystery
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peek-a-boo lady

here is a photo of a lady peeping out of a bin. peek-a-boo lady
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misery

bad morning for transport. looks like being a very bad fortnight. my train line has been reduced to hardly any trains and the ones that are running are stopping at every station. yeah. packed hot slow trains. great.
it’s all explained in a nice press releasefrom thames trains.
it’s a pain for commuters and anyone trying to get to the Reading festival this bank holiday weekend.
Someone else who was having a bad monday morning – a car randomly crashed in to a parked car. two police men but no driver at the scene.
i suspect it was driven by a badger. badgers are notorious bad drivers, partly as they can’t see out the window and press the pedals at the same time. this is why they usually drive automatics.
this was a manual car. they were asking for trouble.
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icecreams

esther and kezia enjoying an icecream at Pooch and Party’s (Jane’s parents). They have luxury icecream. We only have necessity icecream in our house so it was a real treat.
Just to be authentic we had to queue up and we were handed our icecreams through the kitchen window. there were no flakes and i kicked up a stink.
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fridge

i had to stop the car and take this photo out of the window. wife and kids very impressed by my dedication to finding items in the street. this was in the countryside miles from anywhere. why would anyone bother to drive for miles in to the countryside to dump a fridge ? the council can come and collect them from your house i think. nought so queer as folk
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