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phil jupitus

who’s that in the back seat of that silver car over there in the distance you ask ? well, it’s phil jupitus, that’s who.
his car drove past where i was walking and i looked in the window and there he was texting away on his mobile. by the time my camera has booted up he was way in the distance.
it’s good to see my celebrity spots are back to their usual remote viewings follow a couple of good celebrity spottings.
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sofa

there’s a sofa next to my office which has been thrown out. i noticed it had computer monitor and a carrier bag on it. it’s next to a skip and has been there all day so it’s obviously for the bin.
in the carrier bag was a load of scalextric track:
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john went on a mission to get it:
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let’s hope ebay can come up with a few cars, power supply and controllers …

bin bag

it’s a little windy today and there’s been a black bin bag floating outside my window for the last 5 minutes.
the wind has transformed an ugly black plastic bin liner in to a beautiful flying machine, dancing and twirling with me as the only audience.
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what you can’t see can’t hurt you …

… unless it’s invisible laser light that can burn your eyes right off (unverified fact). please avoid the invisible beams.
so it appears there are two sorts of dangers. those we can see and those that we can’t. if we avoid both of those then we should be ok.
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lovely ladies

writing in dirt has been popular since jesus’ day (He was a dirt writer, though i suspect he wasn’t writing ‘clean me’ on the floor).
Here is a variation. It says ‘lovely ladies’ which is nice. with the photo shrunkened down it looks a bit like ‘lovely lanes’ which is even nicer to have written on the back of a truck.
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hat

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cleaning the tower

here is a man mopping the top of the BT Tower. At least that’s how it looked a few second before when he was higher up the staircase.
And on the right is a non-reflected picture of the Tower looking very nice today in the sparkly sunshine.
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guess the rubbish

can you guess today’s mystery rubbish item ? an over zealous office cleaner has thrown the baby out with the bathwater (sort of).
will you mop this floor then put everything out by the bins?
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piano roadie

kezia likes to do the sound check for the piano when we are playing. she was given a microphone whilst she was playing today but she shooed it away, preferring to concentrate on the accompaniament rather than singing.
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mothers’ day

it’s mothering sunday today in the UK. esther and i made breakfast in bed for jane:
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jane’s parents came round after church for lunch then we went for a walk:
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charles and diana (and beer)

cheryl asked if she could see my charles and diana glass tankard full of drink.
here is it full of old speckled hen. hmm. old speckled hen. another sponsorship opportunity ?
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couple 10

dan, from san francisco-shire (that’s in america you know) found this photo outside his place of employment.
within hours of finding it he jumped on a plane with his family to hand the photo over in person:
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and here is the photo (it’s quite small and dark so this is as good as it can be):
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moo

where do cows park their boats ? i don’t know either. i suspect this sign may provide some kind of answer.
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glove

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blog readers

here is esther with our friends who read this blog. we had a lovely fun day.
on the train to henley:
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in coats:
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stuck coin

this coin was glued to the floor of the train to henley using the old glue-a-coin-to-the-floor trick. normally this trick involves a 50 pence piece. this being henley it was a nice round pound.
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