sorry to spring this on you so suddenly. i don’t normally take photos in public toilets, but i’m a little confused by these loos which appear in new zealand.
i think the idea is you stand on the little platform. but it raises so many unfortunate questions i probably should stop writing. next.
enjoy your sport but be mindful
this was in the gutter. not sure if that’s where roland ended up.
but the whole thing made me think of this
go through the door and the eel will land on your head. and no one wants an eel on their head
‘in an emergency, you don’t have time to climb a pole and stand on one leg with your arm sticking out like an aerial. you’re almost better off with a pigeon’
(from one of the ‘national’ newspapers)
all very cornery
we don’t have whsmith in new zealand. that explains the empty table i suppose
run up a wave to avoid the other wave grabbing you between its wavy fingers
we’re warned to evacuate the beach if there is a strong earth movement. but i note the word ‘move’ has moved.
i wonder what you had to do before they decided it was ‘move’
various signage
the lifejacket is particularly good for very short people
this has it all. a sausage on the great kiwi barbie, a new zealand fantail in a koru and someone keeping the countryside clean
no shooting people on bikes or horse riders either.
