kids and hoses

i don’t know about hose-pipe bans, but i recon we should have age limits on garden hose using. they are crazy little people normally. give them a hosepipe to water your garden and you get that and a whole lot more !
just how many times did i have to shout “watch the washing” causing her to look straight at the washing line whilst subconsciously aiming the water in her direction of gaze ?