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tomato ketchup


we went to a restaurant for kezia’s birthday yesterday.  it was ok, but not great, although she had a good time !  the ketchup bottle had this rather fetching label on it.

wonky salt sign


i’m always suspicious about condiments in the bedroom. 

NB some people don’t consider salt to be a condiment.  if that statement applies to you then i apologise for the nonsense of the previous statement.