footways are for pedestrians

i used to think walking was a relaxing activity. but it’s not. party i think because i move at speed. and most other people don’t. and my speed is generally constant and other people’s aren’t.
bikes on pavements are a very annoying thing. almost as annoying as nearly being run over on zebra crossings i find very vexatious. is that a word ?
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