{"id":53,"date":"2003-04-29T17:55:31","date_gmt":"2003-04-29T16:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog-wp-temp\/?p=53"},"modified":"2003-04-29T17:55:31","modified_gmt":"2003-04-29T16:55:31","slug":"funky_doctors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/funky_doctors\/","title":{"rendered":"funky doctors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>funky music down the funky doctors &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nwent to the emergency doctors surgery today with a massive ear pain.  it took 2 hours to get there from london.  but what a treat when you get there !<br \/>\nThe local Surgery <\/a> has recently been improved and expanded.  It now has flashing digital readouts informing patients when to make their way to their doctor (and where to find them).  But best of all is the music.  Last time it was hits of the Beatles on pan-pipes, but this time it was Psychedelia day.  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