{"id":523,"date":"2003-08-18T09:00:59","date_gmt":"2003-08-18T08:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog-wp-temp\/?p=523"},"modified":"2003-08-18T09:00:59","modified_gmt":"2003-08-18T08:00:59","slug":"misery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/misery\/","title":{"rendered":"misery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>bad morning for transport.  looks like being a very bad fortnight.  my train line has been reduced to hardly any trains and the ones that are running are stopping at every station.  yeah.  packed hot slow trains.  great.<br \/>\nit&#8217;s all explained in a nice <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thamestrains.co.uk\/about_us\/news_item.shtml?1060859292424\" target=\"_blank\">press release<\/a>from thames trains.<br \/>\nit&#8217;s a pain for commuters and anyone trying to get to the Reading festival this bank holiday weekend.<br \/>\nSomeone else who was having a bad monday morning &#8211; a car randomly crashed in to a 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