{"id":15594,"date":"2009-12-26T03:59:37","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T03:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog-wp-temp\/?p=15594"},"modified":"2009-12-26T03:59:37","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T03:59:37","slug":"a_very_merry_ki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/a_very_merry_ki\/","title":{"rendered":"a very merry kiwi christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/media\/091225_450d_img_2049.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/media\/091225_450d_img_2049.html', 'popup', 'width=427,height=640,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/media\/091225_450d_img_2049-thumb-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"091225_450d_img_2049.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>bit too tired and rather too hot to do a proper blog post today i&#8217;m afraid, but just to say we had a fab time with bignoseduglyguy (above) and family yesterday during our first highly enjoyable kiwi christmas which involved much eating, swimming, drinking and laughing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/media\/091225_450d_img_2082.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/media\/091225_450d_img_2082.html', 'popup', 'width=427,height=640,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/media\/091225_450d_img_2082-thumb-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"091225_450d_img_2082.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/media\/091225_450d_img_2111.html\" 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