{"id":1389,"date":"2004-01-15T09:25:15","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T09:25:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog-wp-temp\/?p=1389"},"modified":"2004-01-15T09:25:15","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T09:25:15","slug":"window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/window\/","title":{"rendered":"wind(ow)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i got a different train this morning and walked to work a different way.  i even bought a different type of confectionary.  i was trying to see what it would be like to be someone else doing a different commute.<br \/>\non the train the window wouldn&#8217;t shut.  this resulted in much angry huffing from fellow passengers who variously tried to slam the window shut to get it to stay closed.  each time someone succeeded the train would wobble and it would drop open again.<br \/>\ni was sitting next to the window so i got a steady icey blast from the outside which i quite enjoyed.  it&#8217;s great being 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