{"id":1377,"date":"2004-01-13T08:50:54","date_gmt":"2004-01-13T08:50:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog-wp-temp\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2004-01-13T08:50:54","modified_gmt":"2004-01-13T08:50:54","slug":"slippy_cucumber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/slippy_cucumber\/","title":{"rendered":"slippy cucumber"},"content":{"rendered":"

this cucumber is on the street outside my office and represents a slip hazard. but is it as bad as a vol-eu-vent ? Popular classical songsmith Charlotte Church<\/a>slipped on a vol-eu-vent the other day whilst walking past an ex-boyfriend.
\nShe probably could have complained in a french accent that she had been briefly stolen-by-the-wind. But it did make me think how slippy are vol-eu-vents.
\nmy thoughts are that if it were upsway down, then standing on it would expel slippery sauce on to the floor, whilst the pastry mixed with a smaller amount of sauce would stick it to the shoe, thus creating ideal slippage conditions.
\ni may attach a couple to my shoes for everyday use when i need a little extra speed. we could have a few races.
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\non the subject of racing, i am proposing a different kind of race with my work colleagues for this lunchtime as the weather is perfect for paper boat on puddle racing. we have wind, big puddles and at the moment it’s not raining. we’ll haev to see how we are doing by lunchtime …
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