{"id":11099,"date":"2007-05-10T04:28:42","date_gmt":"2007-05-10T03:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog-wp-temp\/?p=11099"},"modified":"2007-05-10T04:28:42","modified_gmt":"2007-05-10T03:28:42","slug":"have_you_got_th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funkypancake.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/have_you_got_th\/","title":{"rendered":"have you got the right hotel ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/images\/070502_850_img_2111.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/images\/070502_850_img_2111.html', 'popup', 'width=599,height=800,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funkypancake.com\/blog\/images\/070502_850_img_2111-thumb.jpg\" width=\"187\" height=\"250\" alt=\"070502_850_img_2111.jpg\"\/><\/a> <a 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