turf
here is some turf near buckingham palace. it looked good so i photo'd it for you. my photo inspired others to take a photo and before i knew it i was the official turf photographer.
a french lady with two teenage girls decided i should take photos of them all next to the turf. she handed me a camera and said "i have two machines" and passed me another.
i was going to get a photo of me taking the photo of them but i didn't.
here are some end bits:
that turf is very photogenic.
i thought it looked like chocolate.
i've not eaten any chocolate since sunday night and now everything is starting to look like chocolate ...
it's also called "sod" here. did you know that funkypancake?
i did. and deliberately didn't mention it !
where is 'here' ? philosophers need not answer.