'in an emergency, you don't have time to climb a pole and stand on one leg with your arm sticking out like an aerial. you're almost better off with a pigeon'
this is very british. these people weren't properly furious, but they thought they should be so they did something which showed willing, but was a bit half hearted. just so they didn't upset anyone. you know.
i do the occasional sudoku on the way back home (on the train, not driving. that would be a bad move). here's last night's puzzle page from the Evening Standard.
i found the mensa quiz particularly puzzling. you might have to click the picture to read it properly.
what a great headline. i'd like to invite people who don't know the story to guess what it was about. the wilder the better. i think we can safely say it was a slow news day.