include("/home/apache/vhosts/www.funkypancake.com/htdocs/blog/indiv_top_top.php");
?>
there's a few assumptions here. like the fact you are on holiday.
and the fact your holiday isn't ruined already.
include("/home/apache/vhosts/www.funkypancake.com/htdocs/blog/advert_bottom_comments.php");
?>
include("/home/apache/vhosts/www.funkypancake.com/htdocs/blog/bottom_advert.php");
?>