here's my old fake fur coat which i used to wear for everyday activities back in the days when i threw away all my sensible clothes to force myself to wear comedy clothing in an attempt to bring more joy to the world.

instead i probably looked like a cross between a tramp and huggy bear from starsky and hutch.  i think i smelt more like a tramp though.

sadly, even though it's fake fur, i think the coat won't pass New Zealand's biological and fashion quality controls and may become an item in the 'unlucky dip' at our house cooling party.