no food use enquiries
this sign has a brilliant phrase (in brackets) "no food use enquiries".
perhaps they are plagued with people phoning them to ask if Eggs make good hats, or whether you can stand on a potato to reach a lightbulb, or if you can use custard to artex ceilings, or if it's appropriate to threaten a policeman with a runner bean.
what food use would you enquire about ?
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