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this would make a good xmas story about a vacuum cleaner who nobody loves left to wander the streets at christmas time.
it probably has a happy ending or something.
or perhaps it doesn't
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Did you ever see "The Brave Little Toaster"? An animated film with a vacuum cleaner in a prominent role. The BLT and his friends, all household appliances, have thrilling adventures while trying to be reunited with their young master (or something).