clive and a spare moustache
how do christmas crackers know so much about their owner ? so often hairless people get combs, and boys get make up items or lovely hair decorations.
at a christmas lunch yesterday clive got a false moustache, not unlike his own moustache. still, it's good to carry a spare in case there are any unfortunate facial hair incidents.
Clive is legend.
The woman in the background looks a bit bored though.
there was a very jolly lady just the other side of clive - the web-landlady in fact.
Feather in his hat.