i stayed at this place on my first night in edinburgh. it was great. lots of hand made signs such as these with wordy instructions like this which greeted guests on arrival.

when i read it i thought "this is the right location, but oh dear. perhaps this is not the right hotel (if you want a sensible stay)", but then i thought, "actually, this is fantastic and just wanted i wanted, so it's now definitely the correct hotel". and so it was.