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why do major road works have to be delayed ? that's the british way unfortunately it seems
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Nono - you've misunderstood. The major roadworks only *expect* delays - they aren't necessarily actually delayed.
You could compare major roadworks with your standard "glass half empty" guy renowned for him pessimism.
i hadn't considered that major roadworks might actually be a person. an army major no less.