brother-in-law caption competition
here are two pictures i took of my brother-in-law (and sister-in-law) when we visited them a weekend back.
i think both these photos deserve captions, but i thought i'd leave the wording to you. Be nice (because they are!)
TOP: The twins, co-joined since birth, stunned the assembled crowd with their usual party trick - Tarquin gushing over the hints of elderberry and tart fruit of the wine Miranda was simultaneously tasting!
BOTTOM: After the separation Tarquin, desperate to recapture those heady days, was reduced to doing robotic dance routines to old Tubeway Army records for cheap laughs.
the texts do have glen-bexter-quality!