What about the water be'hind' the lovely animals
Its really
Eau, dear, deer, deer,deer

you could write a poem about their hearing ability

ode d'ear

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

a no-eye-deer

we have a broken joke version of that in our house

"what do you call a deer with no eyes ?"

"i'm not sure, sorry".

or better still

"what do you call a no-eye'd deer ?"
"dunno"

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs??

Still no idea !!!!

Anyway, I think a dear with no eyes is called, BAMB !!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs??

Still no idea !!!!

Anyway, I think a deer with no eyes is called, BAMB !!!!!!